{"id":747,"date":"2024-09-27T14:58:07","date_gmt":"2024-09-27T14:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mm0zif.radio\/current\/?p=747"},"modified":"2024-10-10T14:37:07","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T14:37:07","slug":"humour-how-the-scots-handle-cold-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mm0zif.radio\/current\/2024\/09\/humour-how-the-scots-handle-cold-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor: How the Scots handle cold Weather!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Scots are not world famous for their humor, sarcasm yes but humor no, we are actually a pretty funny people, although most of our comedy is pretty self destructive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please note this is humor not intended to be taken seriously, do not try this at home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/mm0zif.radio\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ScotsWXHumour-460x600.jpg\" alt=\"Scottish Weather Humour\" class=\"wp-image-745\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mm0zif.radio\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ScotsWXHumour-460x600.jpg 460w, https:\/\/mm0zif.radio\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ScotsWXHumour-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/mm0zif.radio\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ScotsWXHumour.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Scottish Weather Humour<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhat&#8217;s the Scottish word for summer?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cRain with slightly warmer rain.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cIn Scotland, we have two seasons: winter and July.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cBut sometimes July doesn\u2019t show up!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhy don&#8217;t Scots tan?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cBecause rust is more likely.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cIf you can see the hills, it\u2019s about to rain. 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