The Scots are not world famous for their humor, sarcasm yes but humor no, we are actually a pretty funny people, although most of our comedy is pretty self destructive.
Please note this is humor not intended to be taken seriously, do not try this at home!
“What’s the Scottish word for summer?
- “Rain with slightly warmer rain.”
“In Scotland, we have two seasons: winter and July.”
- “But sometimes July doesn’t show up!”
“Why don’t Scots tan?”
- “Because rust is more likely.”
“If you can see the hills, it’s about to rain. If you can’t see the hills, it’s already raining.”
“How do you know when it’s a warm day in Scotland?”
- “The rain is warmer.”
“Scottish weather forecast: 50 shades of grey with a high chance of drizzle.”
“Why do Scots always bring a jacket, even if the sun’s shining?”
- “Because they know it’ll rain before they’ve finished saying ‘what a nice day.’”
“The Scottish definition of a heatwave?
- “Two days of sunshine followed by torrential rain to cool things down.”
Hi I am Marcus, MM0ZIF, a licenced Radio Amateur, Doctor of Musicology, amateur weather enthusiast. I over the years have been a Amateur Radio Tutor, Examiner, and a Regional Manager for the Radio Society of Great Britain.
This site is dedicated more towards Amateur Radio and Weather, with an angle on Technology too. I also maintain https://havenswell.com/ which is my other blog which is more aimed at cooking, hobbies and life in general as well as businness and networking.
